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nucking_futs

08-08-2007, 10:24 PM

and Devin did't show cause he was humping and than we got lost on our way to proitalia

However we managed to find our way to ProItalia and the lady behind the counter said to me...

R1Lover

08-08-2007, 10:43 PM

R1Lover, haven't you played this game before? lol

ya........ sorry haven't had a lot of time the past couple of days to keep up.... carry on.. :beer

christopherr1

08-08-2007, 10:43 PM

Paper or plastic???

DiabloBlanco

08-08-2007, 11:21 PM

However we managed to find our way to ProItalia and the lady behind the counter said to me...

This thread won't work. Nobody has ever been able to find ProItalia!

1098BANDIT

08-08-2007, 11:29 PM

However we managed to find our way to ProItalia and the lady behind the counter said to me...

how Nucking Funts are you!

Italianrice

08-09-2007, 01:19 AM

However we managed to find our way to ProItalia and the lady behind the counter said to me...

"Hello, is it me your looking for? I can see it in your eyes,I can see it in your smile, your all I've ever wanted...*

christopherr1

08-09-2007, 01:32 AM

HAhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah.... NO!!

1st Duc

08-09-2007, 08:33 AM

So Nuts, are you our phucking Mod or what?

If so our mod is gangsta, he starts threads that no one is talking about...

IcePick06

08-09-2007, 09:49 PM

See R1Lover, we can't have a mod in the Socal section...the postwhoring is unending...even the nominated mods can't resist :lol

nucking_futs

08-09-2007, 10:30 PM

"Hello, is it me your looking for? I can see it in your eyes,I can see it in your smile, your all I've ever wanted...*

and then she turns to my companion who was obviously...

IcePick06

08-09-2007, 10:47 PM

and then she turns to my companion who was obviously...

trying on the Dainese apparel which he knows he can't afford (I on the other hand have two of every Dainese jacket-LOL) while the salesman kept...

nucking_futs

08-09-2007, 10:49 PM

trying on the Dainese apparel which he knows he can't afford (I on the other hand have two of every Dainese jacket-LOL) while the salesman kept...

fondling my...

IcePick06

08-09-2007, 10:57 PM

fondling my...

shift lever and saying "You know this thing isn't moving smoothly, maybe you need some lubrication?" But my riding partner disagreed and said...

R1Racer49

08-09-2007, 11:30 PM

It does seem a little stiff to me, perhaps the ball...

Italianrice

08-10-2007, 03:13 AM

point pen and a piece of paperwith your phone number would help. Say, would you like a

christopherr1

08-10-2007, 03:39 AM

What are we talking about?

Is this a riddle, Im not good with riddles, actually Im not good in anything that makes you think!!..LOL

nucking_futs

08-10-2007, 07:58 AM

point pen and a piece of paperwith your phone number would help. Say, would you like a

drink sometime? Then we can go back to my place and...

R1Racer49

08-10-2007, 09:11 AM

drink sometime? Then we can go back to my place and...
:drool over my 1098 Biatch!

Italianrice

08-11-2007, 05:46 AM

and she says...

nucking_futs

08-11-2007, 07:56 AM

is your clutch pull always that stiff or are you just happy to see me? In any case why don't you...

Thatguy

08-11-2007, 11:02 AM

is your clutch pull always that stiff or are you just happy to see me? In any case why don't you...

Help me "bleed" my "clutch". I have some "fluid" pressure I need to realease. She looks down and says...

infg35

08-11-2007, 02:40 PM

IS that all you got?????:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh

nucking_futs

08-11-2007, 03:52 PM

IS that all you got?????:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh

And she proceeds to...

duke4me

08-11-2007, 04:03 PM

And she proceeds to...

let the juice flow......then the phone rang...it's......

IcePick06

08-11-2007, 06:56 PM

let the juice flow......then the phone rang...it's......

my boss, asking if I can work an extra shift starting at 7am in the morning. I kindly replied...

nucking_futs

08-11-2007, 09:31 PM

my boss, asking if I can work an extra shift starting at 7am in the morning. I kindly replied...

7am!?! Are you fucking nuts! And he said...

Rosso

08-11-2007, 09:39 PM

7am!?! Are you fucking nuts! And he said...

I would love to go as well ,
but i just Bent The front Rim, on my 1098 !
Dame stone ... BUT ...

( Nuts )

R1Racer49

08-12-2007, 10:42 AM

7am!?! Are you fucking nuts! And he said...
"You resemble that remark! I oughta..."

christopherr1

08-12-2007, 02:34 PM

Make love to you, untill the???

christopherr1

08-12-2007, 03:32 PM

Jamba Juice runs out and you need to get a vitamin wheat grass boost

That makes, wills pecker a inch bigger, thats a whole 4 inch for will, and then he showed hes peker to julio, and julio said????

1098BANDIT

08-12-2007, 03:47 PM

ya ya I know Will and Chris wanted really bad thats why you are getting a vitamin boost throught the back..........

christopherr1

08-12-2007, 03:58 PM

ya ya I know Will and Chris wanted really bad thats why you are getting a vitamin boost throught the back..........

Will said ahhh, and then julio whispered in he's ear and said???:whip

nucking_futs

08-12-2007, 07:22 PM

Who's yo daddy now, beotch! But out of the blue Anthony walks in and says...

IcePick06

08-12-2007, 11:22 PM

Who's yo daddy now, beotch! But out of the blue Anthony walks in and says...

"Dammit you guys started without me again! :bang Oh well, at least Will promised to..."

nucking_futs

08-13-2007, 08:38 PM

"Dammit you guys started without me again! :bang Oh well, at least Will promised to..."

take me dancing afterwards. Just as things looked like they were getting settled down, out of the clear night sky an alien spacecraft descends on the unsuspecting trio of Julio, Ant and Will. One of the aliens steps out of the spaceship and takes one look at Julio and says...

Notorious DSB

08-13-2007, 08:47 PM

take me dancing afterwards. Just as things looked like they were getting settled down, out of the clear night sky an alien spacecraft descends on the unsuspecting trio of Julio, Ant and Will. One of the aliens steps out of the spaceship and takes one look at Julio and says...

Father...?

christopherr1

08-13-2007, 11:40 PM

Your fuking will, and ant, what the funk. julio replied, and said

1098BANDIT

08-14-2007, 12:56 AM

Dude Will that's a Killer Avatar!!!!!!!!!

IcePick06

08-14-2007, 02:13 AM

Dude Will that's a Killer Avatar!!!!!!!!!

Then Will interjected, "Don't try and change the subject Julio! You never told us your father was an Alien! Dayum man, you could've given us all (i.e. me and Anthony) some horrible disease that mankind has never even seen!"

Suddenly, Julio started making weird noises and...

nucking_futs

08-14-2007, 07:05 AM

reminiscent of the movie "Alien", Juliio's chest started bulging like something wanted to get out. Poor Julio was screaming and in a lot of pain while clutching his chest. Clearly something deep down from within his bowels something or someone was trying to get out. After thrashing about for what seemed like an eternity Julio let out a loud blood curdling wail and...

R1Racer49

08-14-2007, 09:14 AM

nucking_futs

08-14-2007, 09:30 PM

Farted, the likes of which no one had ever heard. After the flatulence and ailen spotting, the boys decided to ride off to...

the Sierra Madre mountains to regain their composure after narrowly escaping the effects of Julio's flatulence. Once there they set up camp for the night and built themselves a campfire and roasted marshmallows and made s'mores. As Will was biting into his fifth helping he noticed some movement in his peripheral vision, he turns his head and out comes this big...

R1Racer49

08-14-2007, 09:37 PM

the Sierra Madre mountains to regain their composure after narrowly escaping the effects of Julio's flatulence. Once there they set up camp for the night and built themselves a campfire and roasted marshmallows and made s'mores. As Will was biting into his fifth helping he noticed some movement in his peripheral vision, he turns his head and out comes this big...
Yetti adorned in 1-piece Marlboro Ducati leathers and white boots! "Brother?", Will says. The great beast turns toward the startled group and asks, "

1098BANDIT

08-14-2007, 10:46 PM

Yetti adorned in 1-piece Marlboro Ducati leathers and white boots! "Brother?", Will says. The great beast turns toward the startled group and asks, "

"WHERE IS MY F-A-T-H-E-R??? all this years have past and finally found you on the 1098 forum california section :bullshiting your ass and leaving people behind on their own rides
while............................................. .......................

Notorious DSB

08-15-2007, 01:06 AM

Julio tries to sell the Yeti on the XEROX Superbike concept like he does with everyone at Frisco's Bike Night, but the Yeti wasn't having any of it and...

nucking_futs

08-15-2007, 07:19 AM

R1Racer49

08-15-2007, 09:26 AM

Julio was persistent as all heck. By this time the Yeti was getting clearly agitated by Julio so Anthony steps in and says "dude let me take you to Krispy Kreme and we can go to Frisco's bike night afterwards". The Yeti likes the idea and off they go. What Anthony didn't realize is that the Yeti hadn't eaten in days, so when they arrive at Krispy Kreme the Yeti orders...
Four fried chickens and a coke. Anthony orders dry white toast. Matt "Guitar" Murphy recgonizes their order and immediately comes out from the back and greets his old friends, the Blues Brothers! A large black woman steps out from the back and begins to croon some diddy about thinking, it's all to much for Ant and the Yeti. They hop on their 1098's and head for...

nucking_futs

08-15-2007, 10:24 PM

Four fried chickens and a coke. Anthony orders dry white toast. Matt "Guitar" Murphy recgonizes their order and immediately comes out from the back and greets his old friends, the Blues Brothers! A large black woman steps out from the back and begins to croon some diddy about thinking, it's all to much for Ant and the Yeti. They hop on their 1098's and head for...

the Hollywood bowl where KC and the Sunshine band are playing with Kool and the Gang as the opening act. The concert starts and the Yeti is getting his groove on and he spots a group of MILF's from the OC having a good time. He approaches them and says...

duke4me

08-16-2007, 03:59 AM

the Hollywood bowl where KC and the Sunshine band are playing with Kool and the Gang as the opening act. The concert starts and the Yeti is getting his groove on and he spots a group of MILF's from the OC having a good time. He approaches them and says...

you old wrinklies want some "action"...as things were getting "HOTT"
Ant steps in and say's "you can't geti with this yeti" it just aint right.....next thing the yeti "burbed" the smell of chicken and coke sent the MILF'S "stampeding" poor Ant got in the way and got run over....when the yeti lifted Ant off the floor Ant screamed "FUCK" get me to the hospital quick you smelly prick....the yeti threw Ant over his shoulders and jumped back on the 1098......thumbed the starter then hit first...second....third.....when the front wheel came back down....

R1Racer49

08-16-2007, 01:28 PM

you old wrinklies want some "action"...as things were getting "HOTT"
Ant steps in and say's "you can't geti with this yeti" it just aint right.....next thing the yeti "burbed" the smell of chicken and coke sent the MILF'S "stampeding" poor Ant got in the way and got run over....when the yeti lifted Ant off the floor Ant screamed "FUCK" get me to the hospital quick you smelly prick....the yeti threw Ant over his shoulders and jumped back on the 1098......thumbed the starter then hit first...second....third.....when the front wheel came back down....
The Yeti began breaking for the upcoming light. Gentle application of the massive Brembo Mono-blocks followed by downshifting, 2nd...1st...STALL! Dammit!!! Ant finally comes too upon realizing that he may get ass-packed and certainly doesn't want that happening anywhere around a Yeti! "Get me out of here", Ant yells at the Yeti. Will's relative thumbs the starter again and after some labored cranking, the 1098 fires back to life and the pair head for...

1st Duc

08-16-2007, 01:45 PM

Revolution Blvd. In TJ where the best medicine of all can be given to him.
1 whore,
2 whores
3 whores
4,
Ant knocks em out, then hands them off to Will for some cuddle time. the next morning Ant and Will fire up the 1098's and head off to...

Italianrice

08-17-2007, 04:26 AM

vanilla ice's house so they can hear him say "drop that zero and give it a hero" while...

christopherr1

08-17-2007, 11:40 AM

Will, whent an bought some itching cream. Ant and the rest of the ducati 1098 gang whent.......

Italianrice

08-23-2007, 12:53 PM

to another thread and left this thread for dead.

Notorious DSB

08-24-2007, 11:36 PM

BTW, the ARROWS are on! Took a bit to get the clamps to fit but they sound awesome. Two of these Titanium canisters weigh less than 1 stock can. Simply amazing.

christopherr1

08-25-2007, 01:19 AM

Than will posted the same shit in every tread, so that every one knows he got some made in china arrows. who cares, everyone replied, then julio said...

Notorious DSB

08-25-2007, 01:28 AM

at least I didn't vote for Pedro so that's why ChrisR6 slipped in the HepB boost in my drink so...

Italianrice

08-25-2007, 02:06 AM

I'm looking forward to seeing those pipes in the am.

Notorious DSB

08-25-2007, 05:38 PM

Did you see them?

Italianrice

08-25-2007, 06:08 PM

no not really... I looked at everyone else's bike except yours. Did you see my JapItalUs exhaust? I know you saw that chic's shorts eating booty... You had the best seat in the house.

Notorious DSB

08-25-2007, 10:56 PM

no not really... I looked at everyone else's bike except yours. Did you see my JapItalUs exhaust? I know you saw that chic's shorts eating booty... You had the best seat in the house.

Haha, good one!